Top 5 Things You Learn About Yourself When You Have A Toddler

  1. You Don’t Know That Much

Kids are sponges. They hear everything, see everything, and they ask questions about everything that perplexes them.

During the course of an interrogation on why fleas exist, you begin to stammer, wondering why you have never uncovered such answers from the universe.

You sometimes are asked one you proudly know an answer to, like “Why are giraffes’ necks long?”  Then they follow up with, a deep theological question that has you emailing your closest spiritual advisor.